The following is an interview and a recipe, relayed to me by my friend David, over a few pints at The Rhino in Parkdale (where the food is nothing to blog about, but the beer is cheap and the variety endless).
Me: Tell me about the history of the super salad...
David:
Well my friend Sarah, she was going to Concordia (university). They
have a restaurant where the food is free, or you pay by donation. Some
kind of lefty restaurant, it's on campus though. They had a few
non-cooked salads. In fact it might have been a raw food restaurant.
But
Sarah had a deep sensual attachment to food. So we were hanging out one
day and she said, 'why don't you come over to my place for a salad'.
Then she tried to sell me on the salad.
(David then got frustrated with my sorry short hand skills.)
David: Nobody has a tape recorder anymore?! Can't you use your cell phone?
(Then after ordering some nachos and another round he continued his story.)
David:
I was too busy to go for the salad, but she said, 'No, you have to go
for this salad'. So I asked her what the salad was. And then she
tells me what the salad is. But she has this way of telling a story
where she stares out into space. She uses all kinds of cliches like,
'oh my god this is the greatest taste sensation you've ever had.'
She's not one for avoiding hyperbole. In fact, she's a
hyperbolaholic. So she goes into this kinda dreamy description of the
salad, where I basically leave the room. Sarah when she talks, she
uses all these elaborate hand gestures. Like she is sculpting the air
in front of her.
First
you take a clove of garlic and a whole lemon. Squeeze the lemon into a
dish. Mince the garlic, add spoon full of tahini and a big splash of
olive oil. And then you emulsify! --He imitates Sarah's big hand
gestures. Then you put that aside. Then you take a big pile of kale and
you chop it really fine. You squeeze the big bunch and chop it linear,
then you turn the board and chop it the other way. ( I should mention
that last bit was David's voice, not Sarah's) And then you take a pear
and you chop it fine. Dice it, puree it... no dice is good. Then you
take a big carrot, dice it.
Me: Don't you grate the carrot?
David:
Yes you grate the carrot, unless you don't have a grater. Students
quite often don't have graters. And then you toss the whole thing.
Drop it on a plate, and grate some beet over top. It's the beet that
really does it...visually. 'And it is so yummy and unbelievable. You
get the lemon and the root vegetable, the sweet and the sour. All the
competing flavours.'
(Hand gestures flying!)
And
then I tried to get her pants off. And she said no. So, I said forget
the salad. Then I made the salad later and it was amazing. I would
say it's the best salad I've ever had. You feel like a better person
when you eat it. It's invigorating, you feel the nutrients pouring
into your system.
She only told me once, but I remembered it because of the way she told me.
There you have it. The story of The Super Salad. Tell you friends.